how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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