can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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