GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
Randomize
