i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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