Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I seem to have left my pride at pride
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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