im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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