i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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