I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
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our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
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I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
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