I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
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It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
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He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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