Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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