So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
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Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
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She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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