Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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