He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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