i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
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Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
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Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
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