So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
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