I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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