Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
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Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
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WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I can't turn off my feet"
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
It's shark week go big or go home
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"