My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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