i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
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if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
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I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
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