Those balls look pretty dangerous.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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