dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I just had sex on a roof
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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