We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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