Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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