Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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