I wish life had little blips of pornography
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
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he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
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When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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