You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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