Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
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I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
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Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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