BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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