i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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