I'm so fucking centered right now
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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