Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
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Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
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he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.