who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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