sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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