Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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