it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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