you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
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