I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
It's just like the Real World with babies
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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