I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
