Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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