CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
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Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
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I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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