The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
It was confusing and full of hummus
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
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I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
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she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
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