Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
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Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
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He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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