At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
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