Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
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I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
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He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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