I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
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