that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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