There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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