Don't make out with my wife yet
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
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You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
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Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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