The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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