my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
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I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
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The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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