dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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