my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Randomize
