i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
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You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
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Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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